Short and sweet.
I can't be observational about New years because i don't remember much of my New Years Eve in sufficient detail to be in any way witty.
So i shall just say this.
Why do we go out each and every year to celebrate what is without a doubt the least interesting 'holiday' we have.
And why does the celebrating of this mean we should drink ourselves silly and have an awful or supposed great start to the new year.
I can't think of much worse than having a hangover to start the new year. Not entirely intelligent really.